shitter:

everybody on this nightmare realm of a website: please. just do something about the app

staff:

thecarltonbanksexperience:

the outburst i had at joann fabrics IS reflective of who i am

abstrakton:

Sally Lee Anderson

am i stupid..

i just bought a $12 sd card usb reader for my computer and i was about to insert it i realised my computer has its own sd slot. fml. my precious 12 dollars are gone

eggcup:

List of ketamine related deaths at Bernie Sanders rallies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

paper-mario-wiki:

when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

sovietnam:

emergency-broadcast-system:

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…

skazuhira:

“if I were a memer, where would I hide Lucky Luciano?”

grawly:

this is hard

illesbianarasputin:

someone: omg please read this post! its so good! dont scroll past this

me, gazing at the literal wall of text before me in despair: